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Sucks In The City
Video Rental | Henniker, NH, USA
(This is late at night at the video rental store, and I’m a teenage girl working by myself. A man walks in and stands there grinning.)
Me: “Um, hi, can I help you?”
Customer: “Sucks to be you!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: *pulls his arm in front of his face like Dracula* “I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!”
Me: “Uh…are you looking for Dracula videos…?”
(At this point, we hear a car pull up.)
Customer: “AHH! WITNESSES! DRACULA, AWAY!” *runs out*
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