Subjective Job Satisfaction

| Orlando, FL, USA | At The Checkout, Rude & Risque

(I’m a cashier ringing up a customer.)

Me: “Did you find everything okay today?”

Customer: “Yep, it was fine.”

Me: *smiling* “That’s good.”

Customer: “You have a nice smile.”

Me: “Thanks!”

Customer: “You must be very happy.”

Me: “Usually.”

Customer: “I have a friend who is a stripper. You’re much happier than her.”

Me: *speechless* “Uh, thanks? You’re total is [total]. Have a nice day.”