Stupidity On Tap
Criminal & Illegal, Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Time, UK | Right
| May 22, 2009
(I get a phone call at about 8:00 pm on a weeknight. The caller is a young man, and in the background I hear music and hysterical giggling.)
Caller: “What time do y’all close?”
Me: “9 o’clock tonight.”
Caller: “Oh, s***! Umm… okay, can you just ring me up for a keg with my credit card, and then leave it outside?”
Me: “…the keg?”
Caller: “Yeah.”
Me: “No.”
Caller: “What? Why?!”
Me: “…for a variety of reasons.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?