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    Stupidity Is Its Own Reward

    | Bethesda, MD, USA |

    Me: “Do you have your rewards card with you, sir?”

    Customer: “Uh, no, I don’t. Do I not get a discount?”

    Me: “Of course you still can! What’s your phone number?”

    Customer: “How old are you?”

    Me: “Seventeen.”

    Customer: “You’re not even legal! I can’t do that.”

    Me: “Uh, no, sir. I need it to look up for your discount.”

    Customer: “Oh…” *tells me his phone number* “…but don’t call me after 5. That’s when my wife gets home.”