October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Stupidity Is Its Own Reward, Part 3

| USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

(A customer comes up to my till. I start ringing her up)

Me: “Do you have a rewards card with us?”

Customer: “Do you sell our information?”

Me: “No. We just use the rewards card to give you coupons every time you spend a certain amount of money with us.”

Customer: “Oh, well. I don’t need that, if that’s all it’s for.”

Me: “Okay…”

Stupidity Is Its Own Reward, Part 2
Stupidity Is Its Own Reward