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Stupidity Comes In Different Wavelengths

| New England, USA | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Uncategorized

(I am a lifeguard at my local water park, and we are required to scan pools with our eyes following our hand.)

Customer: “Hello!”

Me: “Hi sir, can I help you find something?” *continues scanning*

Customer: “Yes, I have a question. Are you controlling the waves in this pool with your hand?”