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    Stupidity Can Go Either Way

    | Florida, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me. Do you have any left-handed golf balls?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “I’m left-handed, and I need a left-handed ball. I don’t want my balls curving to the right all the time.”

    Me: “All the balls are the same. They’re round, and they don’t have a hand preference.”

    Customer: “Don’t f*** with me. I already had to search through all your clubs for a left-handed one, so where’s your left-handed balls?”

    Me: “…the dark green and the orange balls are left-handed.”

    Customer: “See? Was that so hard?”

    Me: *facepalm*