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    | Tennessee, USA |

    Me: “Thanks for coming in! Anything I can help you find today?”

    Customer: “I need the internet.”

    Me: “Okay. You need to get connected to the internet at your house?”

    Customer: “No! I need the internet, idiot. Don’t you guys sell them here with lots of gigglebites and dial-up modems and the like?”

    Me: “You need a computer tower then? We have plenty of those.”

    Customer: “No! I need the internet! My friend has an internet and its fast and has 10 gigglebites.”

    Me: “Okay, I will do everything I can to help you. I would also recommend you grab a copy of one of our guides that should be a great help.”

    (I show him a copy of Computers for Dummies.)

    Customer: “Does it come with the internet?”