Stupidity Bytes

| Tennessee, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thanks for coming in! Anything I can help you find today?”

Customer: “I need the internet.”

Me: “Okay. You need to get connected to the internet at your house?”

Customer: “No! I need the internet, idiot. Don’t you guys sell them here with lots of gigglebites and dial-up modems and the like?”

Me: “You need a computer tower then? We have plenty of those.”

Customer: “No! I need the internet! My friend has an internet and its fast and has 10 gigglebites.”

Me: “Okay, I will do everything I can to help you. I would also recommend you grab a copy of one of our guides that should be a great help.”

(I show him a copy of Computers for Dummies.)

Customer: “Does it come with the internet?”