Both Involve Bodily Growths That Need To Be Removed

(Some classmates and I are playing a drinking game. The rules are simple: two people sit back-to-back, while the rest makes statements (i.e. “I spend the most time getting ready,” “I’m the funniest,” etc.) They drink if they agree with statement. They get a point if only one of them drinks, but fail if both or neither of them do. Once they have three points in a row, two new people are selected. Two of my (female) classmates just got the statement “I have the most life experience,” and both of them drank.)

Classmate #1: “I have a kid!”

Classmate #2: “I’ve had cancer!”

(There’s a slight pause.)

Classmate #1: “Call it a draw?”

Classmate #2: “Works for me.”