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    Stuck In The Wake Of Spring Break

    | San Antonio, TX, USA |

    Guest: “Do you have any vacancies tonight?”

    Me: “I’m sorry. We’re completely booked tonight.”

    Guest: “Do you know if any other hotels in the area have any rooms?”

    Me: “I’m sorry. I checked with all the hotels near us, and all of them are completely booked as well. I heard complaints from other people that they couldn’t find hotels anywhere else in town either.”

    Guest: “What’s going on in town that’s causing it to be so busy?”

    Me: “Spring break.”

    Guest: “Oh. I didn’t think so many people would come here for that.”

    Me: “I’m sorry. What brings you to town?”

    Guest: “Spring break.”