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    Stuck In A Lupe

    | Asheville, NC, USA |

    Me: “Hello this is [Hotel] how may I help?”

    Caller: “Do you have a housekeeper named Guadalupe?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry, we don’t.”

    Caller: “Or Lupe?”

    Me: “No, sir.”

    Caller: “I spent the night with her a week ago and I’m trying to find her. We had a good time. Guadalupe?”

    Me: “Is it possible she goes by another name?”

    Caller: “No. Guadalupe.”

    Me: “There is no Guadalupe here.”

    Caller: “Okay.”

    (Two minutes later, the phone rings again.)

    Me: “Hello this is [Hotel] how may I help?”

    Caller: “What about Maria?”