Strange Ambitions
Me: “Good morning, sir, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Eh… I’ll have a coffee.”
Me: “Excellent choice, sir. What kind of coffee? Our menu’s up there on the board if you’d like, or perhaps our house coffee?”
Customer: “What other kind of COFFEE is there? This IS a coffee shop, right?”
Me: “Well sir, we are a specialty coffee shop, and have many different varieties. If you’d like–”
Customer: “NO! This is so STUPID! Why would anyone bother having DIFFERENT kinds of coffee!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Ha ha! Just kidding. I always wanted to do that.”
(He skips out of the store. Yes, skipped. Keep in mind this is a middle-aged man.)
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