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    Strange Ambitions

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    Me: “Good morning, sir, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Ehhh…I’ll have a coffee.”

    Me: “Excellent choice, sir. What kind of coffee? Our menu’s up there on the board if you’d like, or perhaps our house coffee?”

    Customer: “What other kind of COFFEE is there? This IS a coffee shop, right?”

    Me: “Well sir, we are a specialty coffee shop, and have many different varieties. If you’d like–”

    Customer: “NO! This is so STUPID! Why would anyone bother having DIFFERENT kinds of coffee!”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “Ha ha! Just kidding. I always wanted to do that.”

    (He skips out of the store. Yes, skipped. Keep in mind this is a middle-aged man.)