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    Storm Of Protest

    | Denver, CO, USA |

    Customer: “I would like to make a birthday reservation for July 12.”

    Me: “Okay, we can certainly do that for you.”

    Customer: “Before I do that, could you tell me what the weather is going to be like that day?”

    Me: “Ma’am, that visit date is over a month away. We don’t have any idea what the weather will be like.”

    Customer: “But, I thought you had one of those weather-predicting machines…”