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    | Wroclaw, Poland |

    (I was working on the theater’s ticket-selling system. It printed every ticket using a thermal printer, on paper that gets black in spots where it is heated. A customer comes in with a completely black ticket.)

    Customer: “I want this ticket replaced! What kind of tickets do you sell?! I can’t see anything on it!”

    Me: “I’m sure we didn’t give you this ticket in this poor state. What happened to it?”

    Customer: “It got all bent in my purse and looked ugly, so I ironed it.”

    Me: “But ma’am, this ticket is printed on a thermal paper. It gets black when heated, so–”

    Customer: “You should’ve warned me that I can’t iron the ticket!”