Customer: “Where are your stairs to get back to the street?”

Me: “Right behind me, ma’am.”

Customer: “No, I said the stairs to go DOWN!”

Me: “We only have this set of stairs and our fire exit. These are the stairs that lead down to the street.”

Customer: “But I came up these. I can’t go down them. Stairs only go one way!”

Me: “Let me show you to the elevator…”

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