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    Stone Baked Goodness

    | California, USA |

    (I answer a phone call from an obviously high customer.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. Will this be for dine in, take out or delivery?”

    Customer: “Do you guys have any specials?”

    Me: “Yes, right now we have an extra large pepperoni pizza for $12.99.”

    Customer: “Woah! That’s a great stoner pizza! Wait, did I say that out loud?”

    Me: “No, sir.”

    Customer: “Awesome!”