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    | Kansas, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [cable company], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, yes. I accidentally ordered an on demand movie because my select button was stuck and as I was trying to unstick it, the movie got ordered and I need to stop it.”

    Me: “Okay, I can help you with that. Just hit the stop button on the remote.”

    Customer: “Okay, it’s stopped.”

    Me: “And what was the name of the movie?”

    (Customer tells me the title of an adult movie.)

    Me: “So let me get this straight: in the process of unsticking your select button you pressed the down arrow 3 times, the right arrow 2 times, the right arrow again, and the down button 4 times?”

    Customer: *gasps* “You pervert!” *click*