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Sticky First Dates
Office Supply Store | Detroit, MI, USA
Customer: “Excuse me, but I’m looking for your rubber semen.”
Me: “Excuse me?!”
Customer: “You heard right! I need rubber semen.”
Me: “Um…I’m not entirely sure we carry that here.”
Customer: “Well, if you have it, it would be over by the glue.”
Me: “Oh! You meant rubber cement!”
Customer: “What did you think I meant?”
Me: “…Semen.”
Customer: “Oh, no… we wouldn’t be talking about that until we’ve gone out a couple times.”
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