It’s Become The Poop Deck
(My young daughter is fully toilet trained for Number Ones, and doing pretty well with Number Twos.)
Daughter: “I got poo on my finger!”
Me: “Uh-oh, how did you get poo on your finger?”
Daughter: “I was trying to scratch my foot.”
(A pause.)
Daughter: “There’s some on the floor, too.”
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