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Steam Cleaner On Elm Street

| Phoenix, AZ, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: ¬†”Can you show me where the carpet cleaning stuff is?”

Me: ¬†”Sure, right here.” *leads him to the aisle*

Customer: ¬†”Which one is good for getting blood out of carpet?”

Me: “Well, this brand works well for spots. How much blood are we talkin’ here?”

Customer: ¬†”About a bucket full…”

Me: “You may want to rent a carpet cleaner…”