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    Stealthy Healthy

    | Queensland, Australia | Food & Drink, Uncategorized

    Customer: “You don’t have anything healthy on the menu!”

    Me: “Well, the salmon is–”

    Customer: “Yuck! No one eats salmon! You people have no healthy options on this menu!”

    Me: “The steak is extremely lean and grilled. You can have it with the vegetables, or the salad with no dressing.”

    Customer: “Yuck! I hate steak! And I am not having vegetables!”

    Me: “The tuna steak is–”

    Customer: “Yuck!”

    Me: “Or you could try the–”

    Customer: “There is nothing healthy on this menu! Give me a bowl of chips. With gravy. And cheese.”