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    Stalking Is A Matter Of Wife And Death

    | Watchung, NJ, USA | Top

    (I am working the register. An old woman walks up to me looking very flustered.)

    Customer: “Sir, would you please call security. There’s a man following me.”

    (I hear the voice of a child that is so small that I can’t see him over the counter.)

    Child: “Grandma, that’s Grandpa!”