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    Spoiled Like The Food On Your Dirty Dishes

    | Tempe, AZ, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (I answer phones for a major appliance company. It’s Saturday.)

    Customer: “My dishwasher’s broken!”

    Me: “I’m sorry to hear that! Would you like me to schedule a technician to come out for you?”

    Customer: “No! [Company] already did that! They told me I have to wait till Monday! I can’t believe you people expect me to go two whole days without a dishwasher. This is inhumane! I can’t do this. I have four kids!”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, it sounds to me like you have four dishwashers.”

    Customer: “How dare you tell me how to raise my kids! I can’t believe the nerve of you people!”

    Me: “Well, do you give them an allowance?”

    Customer: “Yes, but I don’t see how that’s any of your business!”

    Me: “Do they do chores to earn it?”

    Customer: “My children don’t have to earn their way through life. They’re angels!”