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Speed Bumps With Name Tags

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(I’m picking up overstock on the floor, and an elderly lad hits my heel with her shopping cart.)

Me: “Ow!”

(The elderly lady proceeds to RAM the shopping cart into my foot until she succeeds in rolling over it completely.)

Me: “OWW! OWWWWW!”

Elderly lady: “Hmmm? Ehhh? Did I bump ya?”

Me: “You rammed right over my foot!”

Elderly lady: “Well, it shouldn’t be on the floor.”

Me: “… I’m going on my break.”

(Turns out she bruised a bone in my foot and tore a ligament by ramming into it.)