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    | Winnipeg, Canada |

    (To start off, I’m male, as is my customer.)

    Me: “Alright, one medium latte, less hot. Anything else for you today, sir?”

    Customer: Don’t make it too hot! If you make it too hot, I’ll spank you, and you’re going to like it!

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “I’m so hungry, I going to go home and stick something in my mouth, and I don’t care what it is!”

    Me: “…”