Speaking Stupidese

Retail | Santa Rosa, CA, USA

(A customer comes in and goes to a display rack of boots.)

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “Where are the boxes with all the shoes in them?”

Me:

Her Friend: “She means, do you have these boots in a size 8…”

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