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Speaking Stupidese
Retail | Santa Rosa, CA, USA
(A customer comes in and goes to a display rack of boots.)
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Where are the boxes with all the shoes in them?”
Me: …
Her Friend: “She means, do you have these boots in a size 8…”
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