Me: “Thank you for calling ***, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, do you carry [garbled]? It’s a spice.”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, this is a retail clothing store.”

Caller: “So, you don’t have it?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, you may have dialed the wrong number.”

Caller: “I did NOT dial wrong. ¬†I looked you up in the phone book and this IS the right number, so just tell me if you have it!”

Me: “We do not.”

Caller: “What spices do you carry?”

Me: “We don’t carry spices. We only carry women’s clothing.”

Caller: “YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ A PHONE BOOK!” *hangs up*

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