South Paw Prophecy
Me: “Hello there, how may I help you?”
Customer: “I would like a refund on this item, please.”
Me: “Okay, no problem, sir.”
(I start filling out a refund sheet.)
Customer: “Oh! I see that you’re left-handed!”
Me: “Yep!”
Customer: “I pity you…”
Me: “Um… and why should I be pitied, exactly?”
Customer: “How long did your parents live?”
Me: “Er… both of my parents are very much alive, sir.”
Customer: “Oh? What about your grandparents?”
Me: “I saw them a few days ago. They’re alive too, and in great health.”
Customer: “How old are they?”
Me: *telling him their ages* “They’re in great shape.”
Customer: “Then you will die at the age of 70!”
Me: “Here’s your refund, sir…”
Customer: “I wish it weren’t so… good luck to you.”
Me: “Okay…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.