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    Sounds Like They’ve Had Too Many Bottles Already

    | Memphis, TN, USA | Religion

    (I’m working at a popular arts and crafts store as a cashier.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store], this is [name], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, do you have a chemical, or some sort of solution, for turning clear water into wine?”

    Me: “Uh… like… dyeing it to look like wine?”

    Customer: *completely serious* “No. Turning it INTO wine.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I think you’ll have better luck calling the church for that.”