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    Sorry, You’ve Just Exceeded Our Stupid Quota

    | Houston, TX, USA |

    (It was an hour before closing, and all of us were very tired–the manager included.)

    Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “What does the chicken sandwich look like?” *points at a picture of it*

    Me: “It looks just like the one in the picture, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Are you sure? How long have you been working here?”

    Me: “Yes ma’am, I’m sure. I’ve been working here over a year.”

    Customer: “Well, um… I guess I’ll get that one.”

    (I take her money and give her the chicken sandwich.)

    Customer: “This is not what it looks like!”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Get me your manager, d*** it!”

    Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”

    Customer: “This chicken sandwich is not like in the picture!”

    Manager: “Yes, you’re right. The one the picture is over a foot wide and fake.”

    Customer: “I will not stand for this!”

    Manager: “Either will I. Leave my employees alone!”

    Customer: *starts screaming*

    Manager: “You have a happy go lucky day now, ma’am!”

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