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    Sorry, The Teleporter’s On The Fritz Again

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada |

    (A customer phones in to make a payment on their financing account.)

    Me: “How may I help you?”

    Customer: “I’d like to make a payment on my account.”

    (I get the customer’s information and tell them how much their due payment is…)

    Me: “And did you want to pay with Visa or Mastercard?”

    Customer: “Cash.”

    Me: “You have to come into the store to pay cash, sir.”

    Customer: “Oh, I do?”

    Me: “…”