Sorry, Mom And Dad

| Norcross, GA, USA | Uncategorized

Regular at store: “Hey, I have a question.”

Me: “Ok, what can I help you with.”

Regular: “Do y’all have homeless people come in here often?”

(Indicates couple reading news paper in the corner. I can’t see their faces.)

Me: “Umm, no. Why?”

Regular: “Oh, they just came in sat down like they wanted no one to see them and took your newspaper.”

Me: “Well I can’t ask them to leave unless they are bothering you. Do you want me to ask them for the newspaper? I can since they aren’t paying cust–”

Regular: “Oh no, I was just wondering if homeless people came in here often.”

(I look back to the corner again and I can see their faces now.)

Me: “Um, sir, those are my parents.”

(He did not come back for about six months.)