Me: “Hello sir, what can I get you?”

Customer: “Um… can I please have a mocha latte?”

Me: “Sure. That would be $3.50, please.”

(Five minutes later…)

Me: “Here you go, sir.”

Customer: “What is this? Why isn’t the cup red?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Customer: “The cup. It’s usually red!”

Me: “I’m sorry, that is only around Christmas time.”

Customer: “What?! THEN MAKE IT CHRISTMAS TIME!”