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    Me: “Hello sir, what can I get you?”

    Customer: “Um… can I please have a mocha latte?”

    Me: “Sure. That would be $3.50, please.”

    (Five minutes later…)

    Me: “Here you go, sir.”

    Customer: “What is this? Why isn’t the cup red?”

    Me: “What do you mean?”

    Customer: “The cup. It’s usually red!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, that is only around Christmas time.”

    Customer: “What?! THEN MAKE IT CHRISTMAS TIME!”