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    Sometimes, You Just Can’t Win

    | Ohio, USA |

    Me: “Hello, may I help you?”

    Customer: “I’d like some baked chicken.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we only have fried chicken.”

    Customer: “How about roasted chicken?”

    Me: “No, we only have fried chicken.”

    Customer: “How about broasted… boasted chicken?”

    (Yes, she actually said boasted chicken.)

    Me: “No, ma’am, all we have is plain old fried chicken.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.” *leaves*

    Boss: “Hey, don’t call the chicken old.”

    Me: *facepalm*