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    Sometimes On The John But Always On The Job

    | California, USA |

    (I’m taking a restroom break in one of our single-person restrooms. I am also male. A female customer breaks the flimsy lock and barges in.)

    Me: “Whoa! What are you doing?”

    Customer: “I’m trying to use the restroom. Your door handle was broken.”

    Me: “Ma’am, it was locked, and there is another restroom for women to
    use right next to you!”

    Customer: “Huh? I didn’t notice that before.”

    (She continues to stand there for a bit, while I’m still covering myself up.)

    Me: “Um, I was hoping to use the restroom. Can you please close the door and let me finish?”

    Customer: “Actually I was wondering if you could help me find the baking stuff?”

    Me: “I can’t, I’m using the restroom. Can’t you see that?”

    Customer: “Good Lord, I’m never coming back here! Your service is awful!”