Something’s Not Right-Clicking With This Student

(I’m sitting in class taking a test which is printed off a computer screen-shot, so a scroll button was accidentally printed on the paper. A student raises their hand.)

Teacher: “Yes, [student’s name]?”

Student: “The scroll button won’t work!”

Entire Class: *giggles*

Teacher: *facepalm* “You do know this is on paper, right?”

Student: “Are you going to fix it or not?”

Teacher: *looks blankly at student*

(The student gets angry, starts stabbing his desk, and the paper tears.)

Student: “Oh, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to break the computer!”

(By now, the entire class is currently laughing our guts out.)

Other Teacher: *enters room* “What’s all the laughing about?”

(Our teacher explains situation to the other teacher.)

Other Teacher: *begins laughing hysterically*

Teacher: *shakes head*