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    Something To Be Emo About

    | Houston, TX, USA |

    (A skinny teenager, dressed all in black, approaches us.)

    Customer: “Have you heard anything about last night’s Marilyn Manson concert?”

    Me: “Not really my thing, sorry.”

    Customer: “Oh, so I take it you don’t like Manson?”

    Me: “It’s just been done.”

    Customer: “I don’t get what you mean.”

    Me: “I mean the whole ‘evil’ shtick’s been done before. Alien Sex Fiend did it back in the 70s; Ozzie Osbourne did it; Alice Cooper did it. It’s been done.”

    Customer: *mulls on this for a moment* “Oh… oh, my God. You’re right!”