Someone’s Not Getting Any Tonight, Part 2
Lady: “Hey, we’ve heard that there might be some kind of oil something on this boat…”
Me: “Sure, let me check.” *checks* “Come and look–your oil reservoir is almost completely empty. You should fill it immediately, and it will cost about $*.**.”
Lady: “Oh, that’s a lot. How far will that get us?”
Me: “All the way to the middle of the lake.”
Lady’s Husband: *laughs hysterically*
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