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    | Heber Springs, AR |

    Lady: ¬†”Hey, we’ve heard that there might be some kind of oil something on this boat…”

    Me: ¬†”Sure, let me check.” *checks*¬†”Come and look–your oil reservoir is almost completely empty. You should fill it immediately, and it will cost about $*.**.”

    Lady: ¬†”Oh, that’s a lot. How far will that get us?”

    Me: ¬†”All the way to the middle of the lake.”

    Lady’s husband: *laughs hysterically*

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