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Someone’s Not Getting Any Tonight, Part 2
Marina | Heber Springs, AR
Lady: ¬†”Hey, we’ve heard that there might be some kind of oil something on this boat…”
Me: ¬†”Sure, let me check.” *checks*¬†”Come and look–your oil reservoir is almost completely empty. You should fill it immediately, and it will cost about $*.**.”
Lady: ¬†”Oh, that’s a lot. How far will that get us?”
Me: ¬†”All the way to the middle of the lake.”
Lady’s husband: *laughs hysterically*
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