Someone Needs To Get Out More
Me: “Emergency veterinary clinic, how can I help you?”
Caller: *worried female voice* “My dog has a red thing on him.”
Me: “Is it actively bleeding?”
Caller: “No.”
Me: “Where is it located?”
Caller: “On his tummy.”
Me: “Can you describe it to me? How large is it? Does it look more like a cut, a rash, or an abrasion?”
Caller: “It looks like a little stick of lipstick.”
Me: “That’s his penis.”
Caller: *hangs up*
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