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    Someone Needs A Trip To The Warhol Museum

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    (Note: this customer is yelling at me over something stupid in the first place)

    Customer: *pause* “Who is that on your shirt?”

    Me: *slightly taken aback by the change in subject* “… Ernesto “Che” Guevara.”

    Customer: “Who is that?”

    Me: “A Cuban revolutionary.”

    Customer: “My husband is Cuban … would he know about that guy?”

    Me: “Yeah.”

    (Lady calls her husband and talks to him for a second)

    Customer: “My husband says he is a communist … are you a communist?!”

    Me: “Only on paper, ma’am.”

    Customer: *blink blink* “I don’t get it!”

    Me: “I didn’t think you would.”