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    Somebody Plays The Fool, Everytime

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    (Our phone number is one digit off ¬†from a doctor’s office, so we get calls for them all the time.)

    Me: “Hello?”

    Lady: “Is this Dr. ******’s office?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. I’m sorry, but you have the wrong number.”

    Lady: “That’s impossible! Oh wait, I know what this is… this is some kind of April Fools’ joke!”

    Me: “No, ma’am. I can assure you that it is not.”

    Lady: “Yeah, uh huh. You’re good, but I would like to make an appointment and I will not take no for an answer.”

    Me: *sigh* “How is three-thirty?”

    Lady: “Wonderful! See you scamps then.” *click*

    Me, to my mom: “She told me I was playing an April Fools’ joke on her… in July.”