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    Some Customers Just Waltz In

    | Gaithersburg, MD, USA

    (I am a customer in the video game section of a toy store. Another customer comes in and approaches an employee.)

    Customer: “Do you have the dance dance game?”

    Employee: “We might. For which system?”

    Customer: “Dancing?”

    Employee: “No. We need to know, because they only work on the system they were meant for.”

    Customer: “It’s for the television.”

    Employee: “Yes, but-”

    Customer: “You put the thing on the floor and jump around like this!”

    (The customer starts jumping around. It is actually a fairly good representation of playing ‘Dance Dance Revolution’.)

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