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    Some Confucian About Who Is In Charge

    | Washington, D.C. USA |

    Customer: “Is the President here today?”

    Me: “No, the president works in the White House, not the Capitol.”

    Customer: “Oh…so is he here?”

    Me: “No, not today. He’s meeting with the President of China, Hu Jintao, today.”

    Customer: “China doesn’t have a president.”

    Me: “They don’t?”

    Customer: “No, they’ve got that Mao guy.”