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    Some-Bunny Was Cranky Today…

    | Santa Barbara, CA, USA |

    Me: “All right, you’re all set! Here are your bags, and have a good weekend!”

    Customer: “Thank you.”

    Me: “And Happy Easter!”

    Customer: “What was that?”

    Me: “Happy Easter?”

    Customer: “That could be offensive.”

    Me: “I’m…sorry?”

    Customer: “You know, some people don’t celebrate Easter. It’s offensive and rude of you to assume that.”

    Me: “I…I’m sorry. I guess I did assume, because you were buying plastic eggs and basket grass.”

    Customer: “You see? You’re assuming.”

    Me: “Would you like me to un-wish you a happy Easter?”

    Customer: “And there you go with the f***ing rude attitude! I celebrate Easter! I just think you need to not be so assuming!”

    Me: “Have a nice day, ma’am.”

    Customer: *leaving* “Ignorant little f***s…”