So Stupid He Could Kick Himself

| Orlando, FL, USA | Extra Stupid, Top, Wild & Unruly

Customer: "What sort of fuel economy does this one have?"

Me: "Sir, you’re in the wrong lot. That’s another customer’s car."

Customer: "So this one’s reserved? What about the blue one over there?"

Me: "You need to go back to the front of the building. These are all the cars that other customers drove here in."

Customer: "Wait, what? So I can just drive them?"

Me: "No. You can test drive a specific unit of each of our models, but these cars belong to other people."

Customer: "So you’re just going to deprive me of everything? Fine! I’m leaving!"

(He kicks another car on the way out.)

Customer: "Wait… f***! That’s mine!”