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    So Much For Buying American

    | Austin, TX, USA |

    Server: “That will come with potatoes,cottage cheese or fruit.”

    Customer: “What kind of fruit do you have?”

    Server: “We have grapes, oranges, bananas, pears or pineapple.”

    Customer: “Is your pineapple local?”

    Server: “Yes, sir. It is from the pineapple farm in Dallas.”

    Customer: *makes a sour face* “I’ll have the oranges…”