So Much For Buying American

| Austin, TX, USA | Uncategorized

Server: “That will come with potatoes,cottage cheese or fruit.”

Customer: “What kind of fruit do you have?”

Server: “We have grapes, oranges, bananas, pears or pineapple.”

Customer: “Is your pineapple local?”

Server: “Yes, sir. It is from the pineapple farm in Dallas.”

Customer: *makes a sour face* “I’ll have the oranges…”