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    So Gullible It’s Hard To Believe

    | Auburn Hills, MI, USA |

    (A customer has used the store’s emergency exit, setting off the alarms. A husband and wife walk up to my cheese display while the alarms sound.)

    Wife:  ”What’s that sound!?”

    Me: “Oh, that’s just the employee alarm.”

    Wife: “Employee alarm?”

    Me: “Yes, it tells the managers that one of the employees tried to escape the building, so they can retrieve them.”

    Husband: *chuckles*

    Wife: *serious, eyes wide* “Oh, that’s awful!”

    Me: “Don’t worry, by now they have already sedated them and locked them back in the closet with the rest of the off-duty employees.”

    Wife: “They lock up the employees?!”

    Me: “Only when they are not being used. It stops them from being late to work, you see.”

    Wife:  ”Some one needs to do something to help these poor–”

    Husband:  ”Dear, he is joking. That was a door alarm.”

    Wife: “Oh…are you sure?”

    Husband: “Yes.”

    Wife: *looks relieved and walks away*

    Husband: *laughs* “Thank you for that!”

    Me:  ”I’m glad you enjoyed it. Try some cheese?”