Their Love Is T-Rated

(I’m sitting on the couch with my fiancée and I’m just wanting to make sure she’s comfortable.)

Me: “Are you okay there, love? Can I do anything for you? Rub your back? Make you lunch? Maybe [intimate underpants sex act]? Get you a cup of tea?”

Fiancée: *excitedly* “Ooohh! I’d love a cup of tea!”